Sure enough, some of the group was a little shocked by this, after all, this friend isn’t a brazen hussy, she’s a sexy, successful business woman and mother of two. However, as she regaled us with the details of her evening, as well as all the preparatory investigations and preparations she’d made, it dawned on us all that this was one helluva horny night out which we would all be emulating. What an inspired idea!

First of all, she had to decide what she was going to wear. She wanted to feel attractive and sexy, yet sophisticated, so she plumped for suspenders and sheer stockings, no knickers and a flowing skirt enabling easy access.

She and her partner then planned their night out, focusing on the best venues and travel options. Here’s a list of all the places where they managed to get each off :

1. A taxi (they were pretty sure the driver knew what was going on)
2. A lift
3. The restaurant (they scored a double here, as they sorted each other out)
4. Queueing for theatre tickets (more of a rub than a full-on wank)
5. The theatre (the trickiest of all the venues as apparently they were in the middle of a row, so not very concealing)
6. The train on the way home
7. Outside their front door

So, a total of seven different venues in one night. Not bad! The group has taken it on as a bit of a challenge to better this score and also is now running a competition to see who can achieve a wafty crank in the most unlikely of places. Fancy joining us in our challenge? We’d love to hear how you get on!

So, where in London can you find the perfect place to get hot and steamy between the sheets? These days, your options are wider than ever, with more and more hotels appreciating the importance of setting the scene and getting the mood right to ensure your stay is ‘pleasurable’ in every way. It’s now a common thing to find bath tubs big enough for two placed in the middle of rooms, with mood-enhancing oils, kits and candles on offer to maximise the experience. Bed sheets are invitingly raunchy, especially if you like satin or leopard print! Lighting is seductive and sensual. There really is no excuse for not getting it on and hoteliers have upped their game, setting the scene for some serious steam.

We have taken the time to investigate some suitable options for you, so you can spend yours ensuring you are fully prepared to make the most of your lost weekend. Here are some seductive venues to consider:

The Grove Hotel, Chandler’s Cross. Definitely one sexy hotel! If money is no option, then the room to book is The Duchess of Clarendon Suite, for some serious indulgence in extreme luxury. A bath big enough to comfortably accommodate four people means you can really make it an occasion to remember, not to mention the sumptuous bed in the window, and the telescopes by the bath, appealing to the voyeur in you. If you haven’t got serious budget to blow, then fret not. The more standard rooms all focus on giving you all you need to feed your fantasies in seductive surroundings. You won’t be disappointed. We weren’t!

W London Leicester Square. The ‘W’ in the title most definitely stands for ‘WOW! We would defy anyone to not find this hotel horny in every way. From mirror balls to walk-in showers accommodating four, this hotel exudes sex and is just the place for those who like to party the whole night long. Luxurious, gold quilting covers the beds, IDocks are in place to ensure your music matches your mood, black-out blinds prevent the morning from coming too soon and a well-stocked, immaculately designed bathroom provides the perfect place to carry on your playful fun. Definitely one to treat yourself to.

The Berkeley, Wilton Place. How can you not feel like jumping into bed in one of the most glamourous hotels in the world?  This hotel is sure to tick all the boxes and then some.

The Portobello, Notting Hill. This hippy hotel is horizontal in its laid-backness! No wonder the A-listers like Robbie Williams, Johnny Depp and Kate Moss have all had remarkable stays here. Robbie loved the circular bed so much he asked to buy it, and Johnny and Kate are said to have filled the roll-top bath with champagne. Who wouldn’t have loved to have been there?! OK, so you won’t be sharing your room with Johnny or Kate, or Robbie for that matter, but you can share their experiences and you’re pretty likely to spot some other celebs as it’s a popular choice for the rich and famous out and about in Notting Hill.

Blakes Hotel, Roland Gardens. Fancy yourself as a bit of a thespian? Unfilled dramatic tendancies? This hotel will inspire you to set free your inner actor in its theatrical and dramatic surroundings. The swish and seductive rooms are all themed around exotic and far-off lands such as India, Russia and Turkey. If you’re in the mood for a little wonderment this hotel won’t let you down. Go on, be creative and theme your sexy night for added spice and intrigue!

Hazlitts, Frith Street. A Georgian Townhouse set in the heart of The City’s Theatreland and nightlife, is a perfect venue for a steamy night. With antique four-posters and bathrooms decked out in Italian marble, guests are invited to treat the hotel as their home and are even given their own door key. Hole-up and get loved-up.

If you know of another sexy hotel that you think should be featured, we’d love to hear from you. In the meantime, one of these is sure to take your fancy. Whatever you do, wherever you go, make sure you make it sexy and satisfy that libido.

We at Libido London love sex and we love food, so we’ve been hunting down the best, most sexy places for you to go and excite your taste buds, ensuring you keep sex on your mind whilst heightening your sensual senses and experiencing some of the tastiest produce the City can offer, in the most appealing of locations. Here are some of our favourites:

Bibendum Oyster Bar, Michelin House, 81 Fulham Road, SW3. Well, you either love ‘em or you hate ‘em, but quite frankly, there’s no getting away from it. Oysters are very sexy and can’t fail to provoke all sorts of erotic feelings as they slide down your throat! However, if they really aren’t your thing, despite the very impressive selection on offer, fear not. Bibendum offers all sorts of seafood and non-seafood options in the most beautiful part of the Michelin House.

Tom’s Deli, Somerset House is a lovely venue for some al fresco dining in a stunning setting. Surrounded by 55 fountains, spurting from the granite floor, you can select you plate of delicious fare, sit back in the sun and imagine what you could do with those jets….

Fancy a bit of Italian? We reckon you should give Bocca di Lupo in Soho a go. Serving an impressive selection of fantastic Italian fare, in a rage of sizes to suit all and including sharing plates ideal for couples wanting to try things together, this is understandably a popular choice. It is a universally accepted fact that no other nation makes better ice-cream, so you can be sure that the home-made ‘gelato’ will not disappoint.

Ok, we’ve covered Italian and British, so it’s only fair to give some space to the French. Actually, this is no hardship as there are a large number of very impressive choice options for sexy venues and amazing food with a French slant. Let’s face it, like the Italians, the French really understand sex and food and could teach us a few things. One place we heartily recommend it Club Gascon (57, West Smithfield, London EC1A. An intimate setting, Club Gascon centres around cooking from the SW region of France served in a tapas-style, tasting menu format to enable diners to experience as many fabulous tastes as possible. Fancy a little nibble of Fois Gras whilst whispering naughtiness to your partner ? We’re sure you’ll be very pleased with Club Gascon.

Right, so you’ve been hard at it all night and need to get those energy levels back up again, but want to maintain the ‘Wow’ factor? We suggest you head over to The Modern Pantry, 47 – 48 St John’s Square, for some fantastically creative breakfast. On sunny days, you can breakfast in the sun, or alternatively, eat in the light-filled, spacious, ground-floor cafe. Fill-up, re-energise, then get back to it!

Bon appetit!

1. Toys! No matter what your plans are, you need to incorporate some toys. There’s been all sorts of debate in our offices as to the best toy to take along. Some of the girls favour rabbits, others like their bullets. However, we were unanimous in our agreement that a vibrating thong is the perfect item to pack when wanting to play with your partner. One of our girls had been bought an Astrea 2 Vibrating Thong by her partner, who had removed the wireless controls. She’d been told to wear them and instructed to meet him at a restaurant, where he subsequently ‘controlled’ her for the rest of the evening. She remembers this as one of her best, most sexy nights out and recommends it to anyone who enjoys some sexy fun whilst out on the town. Astrea 2 Vibrating Thong can be bought from The Boudoir.
2. Sexy Undies! It’s hard not to feel anything but horny when you’re decked out in the right gear. From pretty and sexy to down right filthy, underwear can work wonders for the most challenged of sex drives and a saucy weekend away should definitely feature the sexiest undies your money can buy.
3. Commando! How about trying a little panty-free time for a while? A sneaky stroke or two whilst out at the theatre or in a restaurant can get the juices flowing nicely before you indulge in each other fully. Just knowing your partner isn’t wearing any will help maintain a sexy focus throughout the day. It’s amazing how much fun a ride on the tube can be when you’re not wearing undies.
4. Lap dance. Lap dances can be incredibly sexy, especially when enjoyed with your partner. Not only will it provide you with horny entertainment at the time, it’s essential to then emulate those moves when you’re back in the privacy or your own bedroom. Let yourself go and get down and dirty!
5. Get yourself/each other off in a fancy bar. A bit of surreptitious play in a public area might get you arrested, but it might also be the kind of fun to make your weekend one to remember for a long time. Try visiting one of our sexy bars highlighted in previous blogs and enjoy a fondle whilst sipping a saucy cocktail or two.

Whatever you get up to this weekend, make sure it’s one to remember. Have fun and enjoy!

Champagne Bar, St Pancras International – we know, it’s a railway station. Not exactly the most romantic of venues…but actually, we beg to differ! Stations are a fantastic location to watch lovers relishing their last kiss before they part, or embracing with passion as they come together once more. People-watching is a globally enjoyed past time and this is people-watching at its best. Play ‘spot the partner’, guessing who is meeting the tall, dark and handsome chap waiting patiently for the arrival of the 18:58 from Leeds, whilst you savour your glass of fizz at the longest Champagne Bar in Europe. We’ll see you there!

Electric Cinema, Portobello Road – fancy a bit of kissing in the back row of the movies? This is definitely the place to go! With its two-seater, red leather sofas at the rear, there’s no better place to get cosy together whilst enjoying a glass or three of wine. The food is good too – it’s not just popcorn and haribo at this picture house! Go on, get smoochy! (www.electriccinema.co.uk)

Richmond Park – the weekend’s set to be unseasonably warm, so how about heading to Richmond Park for a spring-time saunter and maybe a picnic, if you’re feeling really brave. The appearance of spring flowers and the smell of warm grass will heighten your senses as you gaze lovingly into the eyes of the one you love. For those of you who can, how about adding a horse ride to your plans? Nothing like riding a stallion to get those sexy juices flowing. www.richmondparkstables.com

Speed Boat Tour – there’s nothing like the thrill of a speed boat ride to bring some exhilarating buzz to a relationship. Is it romantic? Absolutely! As long as you love the wind-swept, slightly terrified look! We reckon it’s the great way to start the day.www.londonribvoyages.com

Love Lane – ok, back to some dry-land, traditional romance. Talk a visit to Love Lane and join the other romantics in having your photo taken in front of the road sign. Tacky, but it’s gotta be done.

Connaught Bar –  the perfect place for style and taste. You can’t help to feel anything but romantic in this beautiful venue. Located in the famous Connaught Hotel, the classic surroundings will make you feel every much as VIP as the best of them. Pricey, but worth every penny.www.the-connaught.co.uk

1. LoungeLover (loungelover.uk.com). A gorgeously opulent, multi-award winning bar located at No. 1, Whitby Street, London, E1 6JU. A supporting venue to the restaurant Les Trois Garcons, LoungeLover is the perfect place for seduction in a chic and sophisticated setting. Sample the Japanese tapas style food whilst relaxing in one of the themed areas to best suit your mood. Perhaps the Gold Room will be your area of choice, or maybe the Baroque lounge or the Cage? We have the feeling you’ll be back to try them all. We certainly have.
2. Cherryjam (cherryjamlondon.com). The only club and boutique bar in West London, Cherryjam offers its guests delicious cocktails and a Spanish tapas menu whilst the resident DJs play some of the best sounds in London. The venue is also available for hire if you are planning a sexy celebration. Located at 58 Porchester Road, London, W2 6ET, we are sure you won’t be disappointed.
3. The Mayfair Club (themayfairclub.co.uk). Branded as “London’s most opulent gentleman’s club”, this is the place to go if you fancy being entertained by the “hottest, classiest girls that London has to offer”.  Located at 50, Dover Street, Mayfair, W1S 4NY, this strip club becomes a sexy commercial club at weekends, with one of the latest licenses available (the venue closes at 6am). Definitely one for those with stamina!
4. Lo Profile (gaydarprofile.com). Located at 84 – 86 Wardour Street, Lo Profile is the place to go if you want to get down and party in with the hottest boys in Soho. Lo Profile, with its trademarks star and circles, is a lively, basement club that avoids sleaze often associated with other gay bars. Opening every Monday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, this is just the place for a fun-filled, sexy night out.
5. Ku-Bar (ku-bar.co.uk). Candy Bar  at Ku-Bar is a well-established, full-time girls bar situated in the heart of the West End. Located a 4 Carlisle Street, Soho, gay girls get together at this flagship venue “run by girls, for girls.” Definitely worth a visit if you haven’t come across this infamous venue already.

You don’t have to give the obvious vibrator or sometimes intimidating dildo, look for subtle female friendly toys that can be used together in most cases.

Setting the scene is very important and Lelo’s Valentine Candle fulfils lots of requirements in one scented sweep. The warm glow of candlelight, sweet scent of lelo’s designer candle and hydrating pool of massage oil for intimate lovers touch. Your lad will love the rose adorned box and beautiful boudoir inspired glass container.

We have chosen two clitoral vibrators for the perfect Valentine gift. The first is from lelo in The Nea. A shiny black pearl of a female vibrator, small quiet and discreet, you cannot fail to be impressed. The other clitoral stimulator is Vibe Therapy’s ascendancy. The Vibe Therapy vibrator is larger than the Nea and again offers quality with outstanding performance. Don’t think that clitoral vibrators are for masturbation alone as these sex aids also make great couples sex toys for both foreplay and use during sex.

The ultimate in female sex toys have to be the Rabbit Vibrator. Our choice of the best available in the adult market are both Lelo Ina and Vibe Therapy Serenity. Serenity resembles the original Jessica Rabbit but offers so much more. The high-grade silicone feels soft and sleek against the skin whilst the quiet motor is incredibly powerful for the ultimate in female self-pleasure. Ina is a designer vibrator with lots of feel good appeal. The style, presentation, sleek design and smooth powerful vibrations will bring a smile to any girls face. Lelo offers fabulous guarantees if there is a problem with your rabbit and what girl doesn’t love a little designer luxury at a special time.

Another sex toy giant Jimmyjane have produced the Little Chroma as a special edition. Lots of sex shops were selling this item as a Christmas special and have carried it over to Valentine but it looks perfect as a lover’s gift. Red in colour with a red silk bow to top it off the classic vibrator is ready to give without having to wrap or box!

Lubricants & massage oils – Sex Lubricants can be the best couples sex toys. Sensual massage, mutual masturbation and easing the arousing rub around nipples and anus can be fantastic foreplay and all you need is a little lube.

Sex Toys are an obvious essential and try to opt for a broad genre of sex aid. Couples will love cock rings and sex toy sets whilst using a rabbit vibrator together can also be great fun. The strap on has become a staple of heterosexual as well as same sex couples and prostate stimulation is a healthy and highly arousing way to get your man off.

Blindfolds – Deny one sense and all others intensify. Blindfolding your partner and tracing your tongue over their body will certainly increase sensation in all areas. You don’t have to plump for the bog standard nylon high street version and designer manufacturers such as Lelo are now introducing a range for discerning couples that your lady will love as a surprise gift.

Erotica – Reading erotica is a fabulous way of beginning a session of self-pleasure or turning you both on. It can be difficult switching from daytime hassles and preoccupations to sex with your partner and Erotica can be like a delicate paving of the way to love making.

Tissues or wipes – Essential for cleaning up

Sex Toy Cleaner – A quick and easy way to keep your sex toys sparkling clean without having to get your hands in the basin

Condoms – Safe sex is better sex

Soft ties – Boudoir Bondage can be exhilarating with restraining play allowing you to experiment with control and role-play

Sexy outfits – A corset or suspenders are a quick and easy way to get you in the mood and how you feel about yourself is tantamount to your sexual enjoyment so go ahead and be that sex goddess!

Once she is ready for full blown orgasmic masturbation try using the palm of the hand instead of the fingers. As the V Sign stimulation affects the wider area of the female genitalia a full palm massage can build to an amazing climax.

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